TO: [REDACTED], DIRECTOR, CYCLOPS INTELLIGENCE DIVISION 

FROM: [REDACTED], CYCLOPS RESEARCH OPERATIONS

Ms. Director, I'll keep this short. Reproduced here, a statement from an independent publishing imprint which calls itself CLAYMORE:

FIST has intercepted an encrypted CYCLOPS dossier. The enemy's captive analyst-seers forecast a MAMMON CLASS EVENT, each of their tactical visions haunted by the FACE OF A PORCINE GOD. Your mission, should you choose to accept it: SAVE EVERYONE'S BACON.

A document which outlines five FIST missions is attached. This "mini-campaign" is titled HOGWASH.

It goes without saying, Ms. Director, that the continued existence of this "Mr. Richard Kelly" (who presents himself as an unassuming author yet is clearly an anti-CYCLOPS agent) is an intolerable security risk. We shall see if he continues to be a security risk when we deploy Project Killswine.

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